fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

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c0unter-clockwise:

God this is beautiful.

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diamondsandkicks:

ain’t that that truth

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im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

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royalrunes:

So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.

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runawayreputation:

rogueaeterna:

This girl.

And her voice.

I just.

I can’t even.

mhvbjhvmjfh ghmvjmb mn 

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mollyfreakinpotter:

barackfuckingobama:

clairedunphy:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

are you okay

this is so awkward

HOW DARE OBAMA TAKE HIS DOG ON A WALK
HE SHOULD NOT SLEEP OR EAT OR HAVE ANY SORT OF PERSONAL LIFE UNTIL EVERY PROBLEM IN THE WORLD IS FIXED
FUCK THE UNITED STATES MAN

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thegestianpoet:

offtonarnia-:

lorD HAVE MERCY

HOLY HELL

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…that is my straightener xD

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